I'd like to introduce you to Benson the Bunny!  Benson is my virtual love bunny. He is the world's FIRST ever Benson Love Bunny on Facebook. He lives in Bunnyworld.  Bunnyworld is a place where lots of bunny's play, flirt, get amorous or silly and he really vibrates.  I think he's a real vibrator or sorts but I'm not sure yet...

ADOPT my Bunny Benson

Benson isn't playing outside right now.  He's in "the bedroom being sexy."

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Don't you have a virtual love bunny?  Oh, you mean I'm one of the first 100 people to have this?  WOW, with the whole world on Facebook I feel pretty special right now.  I guess when your job is scouring current sex news you're privaleged to know about these important releases before everyone else!  You better hurry up and get your personalized vibrating bunny! What do you mean you're not on Facebook?  Isn't everyone on Facebook?  Well, if you're on Facebook; one of my friends or in a network you can come see my bunny!  If not, well get with it!   Join the social networking phenomenom!

If not you can adopt Benson the Bunny for me!  That's right you can BUY your own real life vibrating Love Bunny!  How cool is that!  They even come in three colors - hot pink, purple or black.  I can't wait to sit on Santa's lap and tell him!  He's not even that expensive AND it even includes Benson the Bunny's Birth Certificate.

Buy Benson the Bunny for

just: £14.99!

I'm not going to buy my Benson Love Bunny.  I don't care how bad I need a boyfriend.  I just can't justify purchasing a piece of vibrating silicon with a name.  If I'm going to buy anything it'd be The Rabbit. I just won' fork over $149.95 + tax and shipping for rotating beads and plastic that requires batteries.  I'd rather pay for a real man - not that I don't advocate sex toys!  I'm just a bargain gal... $19.99 can do the same thing for you!

Feel free to buy my bunny.  One day when I'm on Oprah promoting my best selling book you will be posting him on eBay as Dr. Sex's Talk Love Bunny and selling him for $1,000.  Seriously, if you can sell your virginity on eBay why couldn't you sell my Love Bunny?

Seriously, I'm having enough trouble adjusting to all the sex in the world more or less this social networking phenomenom.  Finally, at the persistence of a younger girlfriend, I joined Facebook about a month ago.  I'm probably subcriber number 65,999,999 since Facebook hit 67 million subscribers on August 22, 2008 and dethroned MySpace.  Hey, ignore it if you want but experts anticipate the combined social-network public to be over a billion people worldwide by 2009! 

Ok, I'll admit it.  I've gotten myself addicted to several Facebook word games to the point my wrist hurts from too much mouse action and I don't stop to go to the bathroom.  Those are classic signs of addiction!  Maybe the next edition of the DSM-IV should include a code for Facebook Addiction?  Hey, David Duchovny uses sex and I use Facebook, what's it to you?  How else can you safely practice being voyeurist with all your friends and family?  Safe sex is safe sex.

Just come play with Benson my Love Bunny and you'll see how safe the sex really is.  Now I can't say the same if you buy your own take home version of this vibrating toy...

By the way if none of this is enough to convince you, remember this  "Love Bunnies have secrets that you only discover by playing with them on Facebook!"... hurry up!  You don't want to miss out on this one!

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If you're not sure what a Love Bunny is don't worry, I'm not exactly clear either.  Here is what LoveHoney Limited explains about their product:

What are Love Bunnies?

Love Bunnies are the world's first personalised Facebook toy. You adopt a virtual Love Bunny on Facebook and then come here to buy your own Love Bunny for real!  Love Bunnies are a fun way to express your feelings! They can entertain you on Facebook and give you good vibrations in real life!